I'm Alex and these are things I like.

  • God: I love all my children equally.
  • [Earlier in the Bible]
  • God: I don't care for Job.
  • us government: *accidentally likes your pic from 2009*

jamsfranca:

LISZTOMANIA

BERE ASHLAHEA S CHKEELE GOOO

LAJALR IRAA RLAJAKLJ RAA OOOOOOH

NOT EASILY OFFENDED

(Source: yeezuschrist)

silvermittweasle:

keeping-it-togetherr:

toolesbiantofunction:

I’m dying omg 

I need an otterbox case for my iPad cause I keep dropping it when I see pots like this.

at first i thought Kelton was the unfortunate name because his name’s Kelton but then i saw the guy on the end

(Source: iraffiruse)

yi-ai:

jellyrolland:

OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED

mother of god

yi-ai:

jellyrolland:

OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED

mother of god

high-on-kittens:

dam grandpa lou u r hardcore

(Source: el-gran-rey)

(Source: hansolo)

(Source: ruinedchildhood)